23 October 2008

votes

There's nothing but economic gloom and doom in the news - it's almost like the election has taken 2nd place in the headlines... As the election draws nigh, I seek refuge in the darker, less serious, more snarky aspects of it all - sort of a Politique Noir? Ever seen the bumper sticker "Cthulu for President - why choose the lesser evil?" Well I'm thinking... so if election law says that you can't display campaign propaganda within 100ft of a polling place - what about sarcastic campaigns for imaginary creatures? I mean, he/she/it isn't even on the ballot, and it's not like you can just write them in on a presidential race. So would campaign propaganda for a candidate that isn't on the ballot be permitted? Enh. I don't even have a T-shirt or button, so I guess it's a moot point.

But in the voting world, I stopped by the library to catch a screening of Election Day at the library. Call me jaded, but I had a hard time engaging it. So consciously lukewarm. Yes, voting is good. Yes, there were fucked-up problems at polling places in 2004. Yes, voter turn out is on the rise. And? Well, it didn't draw me in to have anything to discuss in the discussion afterwards.

But the one fun thing was that since I was in my car, I had to park, and seeing as how the lot across from the downtown library (William and Fifth) is open for business now, I thought I'd give it a try. While the voices ("please take your ticket") are far too loud, the asphalt surface is this cool permeable asphalt stuff that rainwater runs through. Cool, hunh?

Yup, asphalt was the most exciting thing of the evening so far. Bread in the oven, we'll see how that goes. Nowhere to go but up.

1 comment:

Matthew said...

I have been asked (by the police) to either leave or be arrested at a polling place in the past for having bogus campaign propaganda...

It was high school, the school system was running a "vote yes for good schools" campaign for a school funding proposition (which I was in favor of BTW). Some friends and I painted up an old beater $50 escort with "vote maybe for OK schools" and drove it to work - which happened to be a polling place...

Nice conversation with the officer about the law being some low triple digit number of feet away from the polling place, and the car was at the far end of the parking lot, but we were still told to move it off the property.

I hate when idiots are in a position of authority and can't stand to be out smarted by a couple of high school punks, so they just pitch a fit about blah, blah, blah, jail, blah, blah, blah jail, blah...