More Eulexia

While my favorite use of eulexia used to be transmogrifying "god bless america" into " goat-blast a marigold", it seems that what's taking prominence these days is transmogrifying "buy american" in to "buy a merkin".

I'm doing the fancy-phone "MMS blogging from lunch", so I'll leave it as an exercise to the reader to find their way over to Wikipedia to find out what a merkin is.