chort report

For some strange reason, I find Team Evil to just be entertaining as all git-'em-out. Just something about it, I guess. Anyhoo, since I'm all wirelessed up these days, I browse while sitting on the porcelain throne, which then reminds me of the Team Evil Chort Report. I'll spare you the details here, but fer cryin' out loud, this is ridiculous... I should have courtesy-flushed earlier (waves hand in front of nose)