How did you ever survive a quiz that only gave two options for every question???? All the answers are either A: "I'm great, I rule the world and other people suck" or B: "I'm a doormat" How could you stand it?
I only got as far as this one: “Hey are you looking at my girlfriend/boyfriend/life partner/current lover” A: “I’ll kick your ass.” B: “It must be a misunderstanding”
Apparently the creators of this quiz don't have a seduction style that includes: C: "Hi, maybe we should all get together for a drink sometime..." :)
oh... heck, I don't know. Somehow, I just struggled through.
It's a promo for their stupid movie anyway, fer cryin' out loud... I give it as much credibility as a horoscope, which, if you believe the horoscopes in The Onion: "Forty thousand years after you were cryogenically frozen, scientists will at last bring you back to life when they come up with a cure for stupidity."
Rest assured that the ONLY reason I posted it is because it proclaims me as a tantric master, that I should "play up the lonesome spiritualist angle and recite random passages from obscure texts ... and that I'm "deeply depraved and perverted, but still believe in love, romance, and all things pretty and shiny".
FWIW, If I had been proclaimed a gregarious schmoozehound, I don't think I would have posted it.
Yes, yes, I figured being declared a "sexy, sensual master" prompted the post... though we all know you don't need such external validation :) So, are you plotting your moves right now?
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How did you ever survive a quiz that only gave two options for every question???? All the answers are either A: "I'm great, I rule the world and other people suck" or B: "I'm a doormat" How could you stand it?
I only got as far as this one: “Hey are you looking at my girlfriend/boyfriend/life partner/current lover” A: “I’ll kick your ass.” B: “It must be a misunderstanding”
Apparently the creators of this quiz don't have a seduction style that includes: C: "Hi, maybe we should all get together for a drink sometime..." :)
oh... heck, I don't know. Somehow, I just struggled through.
It's a promo for their stupid movie anyway, fer cryin' out loud... I give it as much credibility as a horoscope, which, if you believe the horoscopes in The Onion: "Forty thousand years after you were cryogenically frozen, scientists will at last bring you back to life when they come up with a cure for stupidity."
Rest assured that the ONLY reason I posted it is because it proclaims me as a tantric master, that I should "play up the lonesome spiritualist angle and recite random passages from obscure texts ... and that I'm "deeply depraved and perverted, but still believe in love, romance, and all things pretty and shiny".
FWIW, If I had been proclaimed a gregarious schmoozehound, I don't think I would have posted it.
Yes, yes, I figured being declared a "sexy, sensual master" prompted the post... though we all know you don't need such external validation :) So, are you plotting your moves right now?
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